geekyartchick:

I really, really want this.

neeeeeeeeeed it

sharksandrecreation:

sharksandrecreation:

mindagailthings:

foolISH ChilD by Mindy Ralston

When I tucked you into bed
Smoothed your hair and kissed your forehead
You were drifting off to sleep

When I asked you, “Son, is there anything you really need to know?”

You slowly liften up your head
Rubbed your eyes and nodded slowly

“Yes, Mom, I’ve had this question in my mind
And what a perfect time
To ask it.

Are there aliens above us?
I’m not talking about the illegal kind.
Are there aliens above us?
With UFOs
And spaceships?

I took my time to answer.
Then I quietly described
How beautiful our universe is
And all the unknown circumstances

I told you all about how
Anything was possible
Especially considering
Recent scientific advancements

Then you looked at me with hope
As I decided to give in
Who could say no when asked such a question?

Are there aliens above us?
I’m not talking about the illegal kind.
Are there aliens above us?
With UFOs
And spaceships?

So I peeled back my skin
My wings sprouted from my back
My real teeth grew back in
I have revealed my true form

Yes, there are aliens among us.
I am one, you may have guessed.
Yes, there are aliens among us.
And I even own a few
Spaceships.

I thought you would have been scared
But you were thoroughly impressed
I hugged you tight and… smelled your… hair…
Then my tummy started grumbling.
I knew what was coming.

I was devouring your flesh
Eating humans makes us stronger
EATING HUMANSA MAKES A US STRONGEr

I’m sorry, son
But it had to be done

Yes, there are aliens among us.
Foolish child, of course there are.
Yes, there are aliens among us.
I will sacrifice your remains to Zarkus and he will be pleased.

This deserves to be reblogged a million times over.

Okay seriously though guys I know you weren’t online at 5 AM like I was this morning but LISTEN TO THIS DEAR LORD

BWahahHHAHAHAahaha, this is how i laughed my face off. So now i dont have a face but its ok because this is so freaking FUNNY.

The Magnetic Mutant, and for my next trick I shall add color. But later…

more-like-a-justice-league:

FLASH FAMILY

sharksandrecreation:

Comic Con was awesome, mothafuqqas!

WE DID THIS.

Holey Moley I’ve been waiting a whole year for this awesumness! Super serial.

I get to meet this dude at the Con in Dallas on the 20th!!!!!!

QUESTIONS FOR WHICH I WAS TAGGED TO ANSWER:

• google your first name. what is the first search result?

- Haha the Official Bret Michaels Website.

• you’ve just been elected as el presidento of the united states of amurrica, what is the first item on your agenda?

- Finally all my years of planning and scheming and manipulation have gotten me into the Oval Office. I would ask Vice President Nathan Fillion which button under my desk fires off all the nukes and I would turn this planet into a radioactive ball of fire. Seriously humanity had it coming…

• preferred sonic drink (if you do not have a sonic in your area, what is your favorite fountain drink?)

- Diet Coke with Cherry…easy ice :)

• if you had the choice of being eaten alive by an angry mother alligator or being set on fire by a group of vengeful drag queens, which would you choose and why?

- Drag Queens, here’s why: Lets say they get the jump on me and successfully set me alight, I know Im a goner so I jump on the nearest one and fire hug that she-male to death. Theres no way I’m going out like a punk.

• you’ve just acquired the deed to a strip club, which you will be both owning/performing in. what is your new stripper name and what name will be flashing in lights above your building?

-My stage name would be Maxx Strokum and my ultra-classy establishment will be called the Silky Dick.

• first joke that comes into your head - GO.

- Life is a joke, death is the punchline. Boom!

• somebody just bought you the worst gift you’ve ever received. using your gif folder (or google if you don’t have a collection), what is your reaction gif?

- Whats a gif?

• what was the most frightening experience of your entire life?

- Being born. I remember it vividly.

• describe one childhood memory involving an injury you or somebody else sustained.

- One time in Kindergarten, during recess, I had been playing with this awesum rock the size of my head. When recess ended we were all lining up to go back inside and I wanted to take my rock with me. The teachers didnt approve and told me to drop it, so I did what any 5-6yr old boy would do…I threw it as hard as I could back towards the playground. It travelled farther than should ever have been possible for my tiny arms, in a high arch across the playground, ending on the forehead of one of my friends, Jaime. He dropped like an unconscious child and all the teachers flipped out. He got stitches at le hospital and was back in school a few days later. He actually thanked me for getting him a mini vacation from school.   

• what quality about yourself do you most value?

- My willingness to help others I suppose.

• the name of your childhood nemesis - come on, you weren’t THAT popular.

- In daycare there was this kid named Ben Somethingorother. That little doosh. We both really liked drawing dinosaurs and while I was content to let him do his thing, he just always had something to say about my dino drawings. “T-Rex’s tail isnt that long.” “Brontosaurs’s neck doesnt go up like that.” “This is what a Raptor is supposed to look like.” Seriously, I was a dinosaur expert at that age and could name, draw, and teach you about any one of those terrible lizards! T-Rex’s tail IS that long to counter balance his enormous, heavy head! Thats not a Brontosaurs (better known as an Apatosaurus) its a Brachiosaurus and HIS neck IS more vertical! AND RAPTORS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT!!! That kid was dumb.

sharksandrecreation:

I a capella’d Fools Rush In but I may delete it later because I don’t know how I feel about it

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